Sunday, 14 April 2013

As I hear it

“What is sound” a 3 year old asks you and you are having difficulty explaining this seemingly simple and innocent question.

In all of human existence and through the ages when man learned to speak in his different tongues, sound was used to convey a meaning. The core of human emotions and understanding of the world was derived from the meaning particular sound conveyed. The reliability was constant: whether for human or animal, sound always carried a meaning. Sound was the outlet of emotions for man and beast alike: whether it conveyed hunger, passion, anger or fear, both relied on sounds and the nature of emotions they carried. Even before it developed into a complex structure of a language, sound had a meaning. Nature too found a way of expressing its emotions through the various sounds: anger of the Gods, manifested by thundering skies. The resultant downpour, signified anger evaporating into benevolence, as if God was guilty of being angry and cried….giving the gift of life… Water.


Water itself was a cause of most pleasant as well as most terrifying sounds….  from the gentle water fall to the raging floods, the sound was enough to understand the varying emotions and moods of water, just like all other elements and inhabitants of the planet.

It was only after the advent of cars that a new age has dawned: the age of meaningless noise in the form of horns. The age when sound suddenly is a noise and is used as an object to “push away” vehicles in front.

There is another interesting twist to it. With the new age when small is the powerful, the honking is seen in inverse proportion to the size of the vehicle. The larger the vehicle the softer the horn and the smaller the car the more chatter it makes in form of meaningless honking. The impatience of the driver of the vehicle is similar to the impatience of a man with a weapon. The man with the weapon is always right and is ever demanding. And the possessor of the weapon which is capable of producing meaningless noise, demands that the vehicle in front would suddenly give way to the mysterious “giant” making angry noises. So is it that the honking is the new emotional outlet for the driver? Possibly. but the fact that there is so much of it, should make us wonder all the more, why are so many people angry?

The guy behind me, driving a small car and the guy beside him, driving a two wheeler, honk profusely at the crossing, as soon as the light turns green…Do I have a built in sensor and air plane that miraculously ferries me away as soon as the lights turn green? I  try my best to scurry away from the weapon wielding giant. He crosses me, looks at me with a sarcasm on his face and honks some more. I suddenly remember my neighbor’s dog…so small it looks like it cannot possibly hurt anyone, but it has the most incessant bark. It continues barking and baring its “vicious” teeth through the night, when all other neighborhood dogs have fallen asleep. True the weapon of noise is not for everyone. It helps the beast within us come out. The beast then drives away in his small car, a smug look on his face, while I am cast aside by his honking.

Should there be law which would give permit for honking? Should there be a tax on the number of times a car be allowed to honk? Can there be a rationing on the number of times you can press the “H” button in a day?

I am afraid to think of what would happen if future generations invent a device which allows them to retrieve the sounds of the past? We now know for sure that sounds never really die out. They live on in the atmosphere, much like the “atman” of the Geeta, changing their frequency but retaining their fervor.  The future human would soon discover that till about the end of 19th century they are able to decode sound which they can decipher. Sound of the temple bells, sound of the hymns of church, of azaan from mosque, of people gathering for the evening, of music, of nature & occasionally, sounds of war. However post 19th century things would begin to change. The sound of motor would be more prominent. If they happen to listen to sounds in a city, apart from roar of traffic, a new sound, meaningless in form and conveying no face of the emitter would be heard. Horns honking….now what face would that be? What do they convey? It would be all over…Will they think that a new species was developed  which had a language of its own? Will they believe a secret war was being fought with the hearing capabilities of the enemies?

 Where will this end….we already go to and from office with windows rolled up. There will be a stage when the windows of the cars won’t be enough to protect our ears. Will we still be emitting such sounds then? Oh yes! Because if anything, our desire to get by that car in front won’t get reduced, even though our hearing might…..

So what do I do when I hear such cacophony….I roll up the windows, turn on the AC and sing to myself…melodiously….nothing can beat that!

 

……phonetically yours

 

Abhishek Sharma